Reaktion™
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Post by Reaktion™ on Jul 10, 2005 8:32:07 GMT -5
I think this is the right place to put this thread. If not, my apologies. I wanted to start a little battle. Hit us with your best "Yo Momma" insults. Don't hold back, but don't expect us to either.  Here's a classic that I always enjoy using: Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid. Let 'em rip folks. |
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Post by Katie on Jul 10, 2005 8:33:33 GMT -5
When I go to your mom's house for dinner, I always stay for breakfast!
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Post by Katie on Jul 10, 2005 8:36:28 GMT -5
Your Mom is so slutty she's like a lemonade stand 10 cents a squeeze
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Reaktion™
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Post by Reaktion™ on Jul 10, 2005 8:40:13 GMT -5
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
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Post by Katie on Jul 10, 2005 8:41:46 GMT -5
Your mom is so poor when I walked in a rat tripped me and a roach took my wallet.
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Post by Masaro on Jul 10, 2005 22:58:10 GMT -5
Yo' momma' jokes rank as low as puns on my comedy scale.
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Post by bushspretzel on Jul 11, 2005 17:08:49 GMT -5
Your Mom is so hairy when she takes off her shirt she's wearing a sweater.
Your Mom is so hairy she has three settings on her shaver, medium, high, and timber
Your Mom's hair is so blonde that when she was driving to Disney world and saw a billboard that said "DISNEY WORLD LEFT" she turned around and went home.
Your Mom is so hairy she washes with rug cleaner.
Your Mom's so hairy when you were born, you got rug burn.
Your Mom's so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Your Mom is so bald she makes Mr. Clean look like a gorilla
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Post by bushspretzel on Jul 11, 2005 17:14:14 GMT -5
Your dad said to your mom, "we're getting a color TV" and your mom asked, "what color?"
Your mom is so stupid, when the doctor told her she had to take a pregnancy test, she asked how long she had to study
Your mom is so stupid she declared war on Iraq without a UN resolution.
Your mom is so stupid she waited at a "Stop" sign until it said "GO"
Your mom's so stupid she stole a free sample
Your Mom is so stupid that when she went to the store she bought a hot dog and she thought it was a Chihuahua, then she ate it, and was sad because she thought she ate her dog.
your moms so stupid she fell out of the tree raking the leaves.
Your Mom is so stupid, your dad said, "I wanna eat your pussy." So she barbecued her cat.
Your Mom is so stupid that when she discovered her distributor was 180 degrees out, she had you hold it while she turned the car around!!
Your Mom is so stupid she forgot the recipe to make ice cubes.
Your Mom is so stupid, she mailed a letter using a food stamp!
Your Mom is so stupid, she thought that Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.
Your Mom is so stupid she locked her self in side the car
Your Mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Your Mom is so stupid, she thought the "W" on the Periodic Table stood for water.
I can't go on.
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Post by speeddevil49 on Jul 11, 2005 17:15:01 GMT -5
Your Mom is so ugly, she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her!
Your Mom is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks!
What sexual position causes the ugliest kids? Ask your mom.
Your Mom is so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water.
Your mom's so ugly she went into a Haunted House and came out with a job application.
Your Mom is so ugly when robbers broke in she yelled rape, they yelled NO!!
Your Mom's so ugly bay watch let her drown
Your Mom's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Your Mom's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
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Post by Katie on Jul 11, 2005 17:28:45 GMT -5
What sexual position causes the ugliest kids? Ask your mom. Oh man...that's gotta be the best one... |
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Post by speeddevil49 on Jul 11, 2005 18:15:35 GMT -5
I agree with Masaro that "Yo Momma" jokes aren't very funny, nor are they very insulting. But even still, it doesn't hurt to have a couple of them on hand, just in case you run into a retard who needs a verbal beat-down that doesn't understand the term "asshat."
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Post by Masaro on Jul 11, 2005 18:59:32 GMT -5
ASSHAT!
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loki
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Post by loki on Jul 11, 2005 19:32:18 GMT -5
Yo mamma is so fat when I went to fuck the bitch i realised I couldnt reach her shit.
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Post by Rainbow Blight on Jul 11, 2005 19:36:30 GMT -5
Here's one I think is quite funny:
Your mother is so disgusting that when I told her I didn't like her tomato soup, she said "Shut up, you only get it once a month!"
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loki
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Post by loki on Jul 11, 2005 19:48:15 GMT -5
Here's one I think is quite funny: Your mother is so disgusting that when I told her I didn't like her tomato soup, she said "Shut up, you only get it once a month!" hehe |
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Post by speeddevil49 on Jul 12, 2005 22:09:04 GMT -5
Your dad said to your mom, "we're getting a color TV" and your mom asked, "what color?"
Yo Momma is so stupid, when the doctor told her she had to take a pregnancy test, she asked how long she had to study!
Yo Momma is so stupid, she waited at a "Stop" sign until it said "GO!"
Yo Momma is so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see the other side!
Yo Momma is so stupid, she fell out of the tree raking the leaves!
Yo Momma is so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice!
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Post by nunu9872 on Jul 14, 2005 18:52:45 GMT -5
Lol, I get so sick and tired of hearing these yo momma jokes so me and my friend made this thing up to say back when people say "yo mamma".
....Yo mommas chest hair. Bahahaha...I know. It's genius.
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Post by speeddevil49 on Jul 14, 2005 18:55:08 GMT -5
One that me and one of my friends came up with when we got sick of Yo Momma jokes was this.
<Insert stupid kid> My back's killing me...
Me and friend: You're Mom's back is killing her...IN BED! OH! WHATEVER!
It works in any situation...ahh, Dean. What would we do without you?
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Post by poisonwasthecure on Jul 14, 2005 19:07:52 GMT -5
Your mom is so ugly...when she walks into Taco Bell...everyone runs for the border.
HAHAHAHA...i love that one...yeah...
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Jul 14, 2005 19:08:00 GMT -5
Your momma is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
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Post by bigguy15 on Jul 15, 2005 18:24:04 GMT -5
thats old
.Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
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Post by speeddevil49 on Jul 18, 2005 19:45:21 GMT -5
Yo Momma's like a squirrel, she always has nuts in her mouth!
Yo Momma's like a Big Mac, full of fat and only worth a buck!
Yo Momma's like the internet, she has millions of people on her at once!
Yo Momma's like Pizza Hut, if she ain't there in 30 minutes, she's free!
Yo Momma's like a stop sign, she's on every corner!
Yo Momma's like the ocean, big, wet and smells like fish!
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