I'm flying to Ohio on September 11th.

[Rainbow Blight]

If I were a superstit(haha, tit )ious person I'd see this as ominous. Here's to hoping my plane doesn't get hijacked and flown to goddamn Afghanistan.

[SPyKErs fiEND]

*Snickers*
Tit...

Well...if it does...What better way to go down than up In Flames?

[Baha...go down]

I'm still waiting for something stupid to happen in
the land of Oz...

Enjoy your trip...get wasted in the air...And harrass all the cute air hostesses for me...

[Rainbow Blight]

Damn straight I'm going to get wasted on the plane, like I always do. They keep more alcohol on Emirates Air than they do water. Unfortunately the air hostesses tend to be mildly unattractive. Now, the ones on the Dutch airline KLM, on the other hand...

I can just see it right now, my enemies revelling in joy upon news of my death in a plane crash. That would be a sight to see.

PS. SPyKE, where are Kell and Lyz, I haven't seen them on Star Island in ages; I don't care if they spam the hell out of the board or not, I enjoyed their presence and I miss them and I want them back.

[Rainbow Blight]

UPDATE ON MY SITUATION

And lo and behold, I did not have my plane hijacked after all (although on the flight from Abu Dhabi to London I did take too many sleeping pills and drank about half a liter of Stolichnaya vodka and thus was comatose for the next six or seven hours, well good for me because I can never fall asleep on airplanes).

The next two flights (London to Chicago, and Chicago to Columbus) went smoothly, although I was nauseous and throwing up the whole time, and they ended up losing my bags, only to find them later that night).

And theyd didn't even search my bags thank God, I had a suitcase full of drugs, cigars, and cigarettes and that would've looked really embarrassing to me (not to mention I probably would have been detained for a long time and ended up missing my final flight).

Oh, how lucky I am.