Post by speeddevil49 on Jul 21, 2005 13:24:00 GMT -5
A woman has recently been divorced from her asshatter of a husband. She is strolling along the beach one day and she sees something shining in the sand. She goes over and picks it up, and it turns out to be a magic lamp. The woman begins to rub the lamp and a genie comes out"
"I have been watching over you, and I know that you have recently undergone a divorce. I shall grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your ex-husband will have ten times more."
The woman thinks for a minute. "Okay then, I want a billion dollars!"
"It is done. You now have a billion dollars and your ex-husband has ten billion dollars. What is your second wish?"
She thinks again, "Give me a house in every country in the world!"
"It is done. You now have a house in every country, and your ex-husband now has ten houses in every country. What is your final wish?"
The woman puts on an evil grin, "Give me a mild heart attack!"
"I have been watching over you, and I know that you have recently undergone a divorce. I shall grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your ex-husband will have ten times more."
The woman thinks for a minute. "Okay then, I want a billion dollars!"
"It is done. You now have a billion dollars and your ex-husband has ten billion dollars. What is your second wish?"
She thinks again, "Give me a house in every country in the world!"
"It is done. You now have a house in every country, and your ex-husband now has ten houses in every country. What is your final wish?"
The woman puts on an evil grin, "Give me a mild heart attack!"
