Speed's Jokes "Stan and the Leprechaun"

[speeddevil49]

Stan enters the bathroom in a local resteraunt and begins to piss in one of the urinals. The bathroom is empty until a little man in green clothing walks next to him and begins to use the urinal beside him. Stan looks down to see the man, and notices that he has a huge penis. He can't stop staring, and eventually the little man catches eye of what Stan's looking at.

"Can I help you, lad?"

"Oh jeez, oh, I'm sorry. It's just...I've never seen one that big before!"

"Ay, 'tis a big one indeed. I also turn out to be a leprechaun"

Stan gives him an odd look. "A leprechaun?"

"Ay, 'tis true. And now that you've found me, I've got to give you me pot o' gold."

Stan's face gleems with joy, "Wow, really?"

"Ay...but first, you have to let me give you an arsefuck"

"What!?"

"It's over a million dollars boy...so what will it me?"

Stan ponders over this for a moment. "Hmmm...a million dollars for a fucking in the ass...Sure, why not!"

Stan bends over and the leprechaun proceeds to fuck him up the ass.

The leprechaun groans as he asks, "So boy, how old are you?"

Stan mutters out, "T...thirty...four..."

The leprechaun lets out a light laugh, "You're thirty-four, are ye? And ye still believe in leprechauns?"