Post by speeddevil49 on Jul 15, 2005 4:24:41 GMT -5
A man, fed up with being overweight, seeks assistance from a local Gym. Here, they guarantee the man that he will lose the same amount of pounds he pays them in dollars. The man, having nothing to lose, pays $10.
"Go into the room to your left and take off all of your clothes. Your fitness instructor will be with you in a moment."
The man enters a room which resembles a normal living room. No workout equipment of any kind. As he finishes removing the last of his clothing, a nude woman enters from the other side of the room and explains the workout to him.
"Hello, I will be your instructor for the day. This is how our workout will go. You are going to chase me around the room, and if you catch me, you get to fuck me. Okay? GO!"
The man chases the woman around the room until he is too tired to continue. The instructor tells him that he put up a good run and should come back tomorrow. When the man goes home that night, he weighs himself on the scale and sees that he has lost exactly 10 pounds.
The man goes back the next day and slams $100 on the desk. He enters the room to his left and rips off all of his clothing. Before his instructor shows up, he pushes all of the furnature out of the way to make catching the instructor easier.
Just as he finishes moving the furnature, a huge gorilla with a boner comes in through the door and says, "Hi, I'm filling in for your regular instructor today. In this workout, I'M going to chase YOU, and if I catch you, I get to fuck you! Ready? GO!"
"Go into the room to your left and take off all of your clothes. Your fitness instructor will be with you in a moment."
The man enters a room which resembles a normal living room. No workout equipment of any kind. As he finishes removing the last of his clothing, a nude woman enters from the other side of the room and explains the workout to him.
"Hello, I will be your instructor for the day. This is how our workout will go. You are going to chase me around the room, and if you catch me, you get to fuck me. Okay? GO!"
The man chases the woman around the room until he is too tired to continue. The instructor tells him that he put up a good run and should come back tomorrow. When the man goes home that night, he weighs himself on the scale and sees that he has lost exactly 10 pounds.
The man goes back the next day and slams $100 on the desk. He enters the room to his left and rips off all of his clothing. Before his instructor shows up, he pushes all of the furnature out of the way to make catching the instructor easier.
Just as he finishes moving the furnature, a huge gorilla with a boner comes in through the door and says, "Hi, I'm filling in for your regular instructor today. In this workout, I'M going to chase YOU, and if I catch you, I get to fuck you! Ready? GO!"
