Post by speeddevil49 on Jul 12, 2005 3:01:46 GMT -5
Okay, this is a practical joke I played on a friend of mine who lives in Calgary. His name is Jordan Marsman, and if you ever come across him, laugh at him for this. He still doesn't know that it was all staged, but I'll tell him tomorrow...after another scare...
I was searching the net and came across some MSN Emoticons which resembled a file transfer...of transferring a virus. I knew there was at least one person who I would love to trick with this, so I set them up and used them right away
Speed |37| says:
<Used the Virus-Transfer Emoticons>
J-Man- says:
WHAT THE HELL!?
A beautiful start to a wonderful joke. Time for me to reel this sucker in...
Speed |37| says:
oh shit
Speed |37| says:
SHIT
Speed |37| says:
dude
Speed |37| says:
that's not good
Speed |37| says:
one of the virus' on Jess' mom's computer must've gotten onto mine
Ahah, a scapegoat WHICH IS TRUE, I helped Jess' Mom clean her computer of virus', so the possibility of this actually happening is there...
J-Man- says:
I CLOSED THE FUCKING WINDOW
Speed |37| says:
shit, man
Speed |37| says:
you might wanna restart your computer NOW
Speed |37| says:
before it finishes installing
At this point, Jordan logs off and restarts his computer. I thought it was too hilarious to continue, but he comes back thinking he dodged a bullet...so I continued...
Speed |37| says:
okay
Speed |37| says:
you should be safe now
J-Man- says:
alright
J-Man- says:
it showed some 1/2/3/4/ thing
J-Man- says:
then transferring virus
Speed |37| says:
yeah
J-Man- says:
i had to close the window quickly
Speed |37| says:
it's this strange new virus for MSN
Speed |37| says:
WingDing1234
J-Man- says:
wtf?
J-Man- says:
what does it do?
As many of you know, I am an asshole. And the threat of some stupidly named virus (from now on which shall be referred to as WingDing1234) is just the thing to scare certain computer retards like Jordan...
Speed |37| says:
as far as I know, it sends you that, and it creates folders on your C:/
J-Man- says:
alright
Speed |37| says:
then in those folders, it spawns this virus and it sends that message to people on your MSN list
J-Man- says:
as i was closing it, it showed that name, and it automatically, ended the task
Speed |37| says:
after a while, it's supposedly able to rip into your OS data files and cause your computer to crash
Speed |37| says:
but just to be on the safe side, if you EVER see that message again, instantly restart your computer
J-Man- says:
yeah
He's too funny...
J-Man- says:
man, closing all of those windows i had wasn't what u call fun
J-Man- says:
i had like 5 of em up
Wow...a whole five windows...My arm would be hella-tired if I had to close FIVE!
Speed |37| says:
lol
Speed |37| says:
oh well
Speed |37| says:
it beats your computer crashing right in your face, eh?
J-Man- says:
yup
J-Man- says:
but man, that was fucking close
Speed |37| says:
lol, yeah
J-Man- says:
well, now i know what jess meant about that virus thingy
Speed |37| says:
heh
J-Man- says:
damn viruses
J-Man- says:
where's bob when u need em?
Bob? Who the hell's bob?
Speed |37| says:
mneh
J-Man- says:
well that almost gave me a heart attack
Speed |37| says:
lol
J-Man- says:
i already had another fighting off Riku in KH
J-Man- says:
well, it's time to *snore*
J-Man- says:
zzz
And there you have it. If any of you know Jordan and are reading this, do not tell him about it just yet. I want to savor what little bit of the joke I can before I drop it on him that I faked the whole thing.
Well, if I ever do something like this again, I'll post it here. Until next time folks...
I was searching the net and came across some MSN Emoticons which resembled a file transfer...of transferring a virus. I knew there was at least one person who I would love to trick with this, so I set them up and used them right away
Speed |37| says:
<Used the Virus-Transfer Emoticons>
J-Man- says:
WHAT THE HELL!?
A beautiful start to a wonderful joke. Time for me to reel this sucker in...
Speed |37| says:
oh shit
Speed |37| says:
SHIT
Speed |37| says:
dude
Speed |37| says:
that's not good
Speed |37| says:
one of the virus' on Jess' mom's computer must've gotten onto mine
Ahah, a scapegoat WHICH IS TRUE, I helped Jess' Mom clean her computer of virus', so the possibility of this actually happening is there...
J-Man- says:
I CLOSED THE FUCKING WINDOW
Speed |37| says:
shit, man
Speed |37| says:
you might wanna restart your computer NOW
Speed |37| says:
before it finishes installing
At this point, Jordan logs off and restarts his computer. I thought it was too hilarious to continue, but he comes back thinking he dodged a bullet...so I continued...
Speed |37| says:
okay
Speed |37| says:
you should be safe now
J-Man- says:
alright
J-Man- says:
it showed some 1/2/3/4/ thing
J-Man- says:
then transferring virus
Speed |37| says:
yeah
J-Man- says:
i had to close the window quickly
Speed |37| says:
it's this strange new virus for MSN
Speed |37| says:
WingDing1234
J-Man- says:
wtf?
J-Man- says:
what does it do?
As many of you know, I am an asshole. And the threat of some stupidly named virus (from now on which shall be referred to as WingDing1234) is just the thing to scare certain computer retards like Jordan...
Speed |37| says:
as far as I know, it sends you that, and it creates folders on your C:/
J-Man- says:
alright
Speed |37| says:
then in those folders, it spawns this virus and it sends that message to people on your MSN list
J-Man- says:
as i was closing it, it showed that name, and it automatically, ended the task
Speed |37| says:
after a while, it's supposedly able to rip into your OS data files and cause your computer to crash
Speed |37| says:
but just to be on the safe side, if you EVER see that message again, instantly restart your computer
J-Man- says:
yeah
He's too funny...
J-Man- says:
man, closing all of those windows i had wasn't what u call fun
J-Man- says:
i had like 5 of em up
Wow...a whole five windows...My arm would be hella-tired if I had to close FIVE!
Speed |37| says:
lol
Speed |37| says:
oh well
Speed |37| says:
it beats your computer crashing right in your face, eh?
J-Man- says:
yup
J-Man- says:
but man, that was fucking close
Speed |37| says:
lol, yeah
J-Man- says:
well, now i know what jess meant about that virus thingy
Speed |37| says:
heh
J-Man- says:
damn viruses
J-Man- says:
where's bob when u need em?
Bob? Who the hell's bob?
Speed |37| says:
mneh
J-Man- says:
well that almost gave me a heart attack
Speed |37| says:
lol
J-Man- says:
i already had another fighting off Riku in KH
J-Man- says:
well, it's time to *snore*
J-Man- says:
zzz
And there you have it. If any of you know Jordan and are reading this, do not tell him about it just yet. I want to savor what little bit of the joke I can before I drop it on him that I faked the whole thing.
Well, if I ever do something like this again, I'll post it here. Until next time folks...