Post by Rainbow Blight on Jul 21, 2005 20:03:00 GMT -5
Well, obviously there are more than simply 6 different types of ravers, but I shall give you a quite detailed explanation of the kind that I see at Rock Bottom, the dance club that I frequently frequent.
The candy raver
Probably one of my favorite ones, simply because of the fact that the little fuckers are so enthusiastic. They seriously don't know about the evils of the world and seem to think that the entire Earth may in fact be constructed out of some form of sugar-based candy. Needless to say, the female candy ravers are quite cute; bright looks on their faces, and no evidence of heroin injections on their arms. Also they usually don't have any ecstasy on them.
The gangbanger
Now of course, a large number of black people tend to frequent this particular club, possibly because of its habitual tendecy to play rap music all night long. This thus elicits a large number of gangbangers; they can mainly be identified by the baggy pants and sports jerseys they wear, as well as the bling-bling, bandanas, and hats that classify them. I quite like this form of raver; they're also pretty enthusiastic about dancing and would not use their knives and shit on me if I were to act like a cool brutha, yo.
The mid-life crisis people
This is possibly the saddest form of raver I see frequently. Oftentimes when I go to this club (which usually serves people between the ages of 15 and 25) I come across people who are over 40. Now, this doesn't normally seem to be a problem. And goddamn, it still isn't. But let me tell you it's just weird seeing a 40-year-old man attempting to possibly strip and pretending like he's a teenager again. There's this one woman I've seen at the club often; she looks quite old, but I always see her with a large amount of gangbangers pretending to be young again. And let's not forget this other guy who looks like he's 60 and ravedances like there's no goddamn tomorrow. Alone. And never talks to anyone or anything. I want to buy him a shot of Jack Daniels.
The control-freaks
I'd say that this is the kind of raver that I am. Goddamn, you know, every time the band comes up I get up on stage and get all the people into action. Lots of people end up dancing and shit because of my motivational methods. Sometimes I serioulsy think that the reason the club keeps letting me in for free is because I get hugely insane amounts of people to go crazy and dance like there's no tomorrow.
The prostitutes
All the Chinese women in this club are prostitutes. 90%of the female Chinese population in this city are prostitutes, so it's natural that some of them would leak in. I've given myself a tendency to imagine any Chinese girl and a 50-year-old British guy in this club having sex in a few hours, because honestly, that's what they end up doing. But let me tell you, some of these women love dancing and get on the dancefloor the second they hear some techno music. Some of them are actually quite cute, I daresay.
The British girls
Another one of my favorite form of raver; they tend to be enthusiastic as well, at least until they find out that this isn't the same kind of rave club they go to back in England. I mean, there are no glowing batons, very little ecstasy, and much more rap than techno. But nevertheless, they realize that this is the closest to a hardcore ecstasy rave club that they'd get to in this city. It's amazing how enthusiastic they are; these are the kinds of ravers that make the night fun.
The candy raver
Probably one of my favorite ones, simply because of the fact that the little fuckers are so enthusiastic. They seriously don't know about the evils of the world and seem to think that the entire Earth may in fact be constructed out of some form of sugar-based candy. Needless to say, the female candy ravers are quite cute; bright looks on their faces, and no evidence of heroin injections on their arms. Also they usually don't have any ecstasy on them.
The gangbanger
Now of course, a large number of black people tend to frequent this particular club, possibly because of its habitual tendecy to play rap music all night long. This thus elicits a large number of gangbangers; they can mainly be identified by the baggy pants and sports jerseys they wear, as well as the bling-bling, bandanas, and hats that classify them. I quite like this form of raver; they're also pretty enthusiastic about dancing and would not use their knives and shit on me if I were to act like a cool brutha, yo.
The mid-life crisis people
This is possibly the saddest form of raver I see frequently. Oftentimes when I go to this club (which usually serves people between the ages of 15 and 25) I come across people who are over 40. Now, this doesn't normally seem to be a problem. And goddamn, it still isn't. But let me tell you it's just weird seeing a 40-year-old man attempting to possibly strip and pretending like he's a teenager again. There's this one woman I've seen at the club often; she looks quite old, but I always see her with a large amount of gangbangers pretending to be young again. And let's not forget this other guy who looks like he's 60 and ravedances like there's no goddamn tomorrow. Alone. And never talks to anyone or anything. I want to buy him a shot of Jack Daniels.
The control-freaks
I'd say that this is the kind of raver that I am. Goddamn, you know, every time the band comes up I get up on stage and get all the people into action. Lots of people end up dancing and shit because of my motivational methods. Sometimes I serioulsy think that the reason the club keeps letting me in for free is because I get hugely insane amounts of people to go crazy and dance like there's no tomorrow.
The prostitutes
All the Chinese women in this club are prostitutes. 90%of the female Chinese population in this city are prostitutes, so it's natural that some of them would leak in. I've given myself a tendency to imagine any Chinese girl and a 50-year-old British guy in this club having sex in a few hours, because honestly, that's what they end up doing. But let me tell you, some of these women love dancing and get on the dancefloor the second they hear some techno music. Some of them are actually quite cute, I daresay.
The British girls
Another one of my favorite form of raver; they tend to be enthusiastic as well, at least until they find out that this isn't the same kind of rave club they go to back in England. I mean, there are no glowing batons, very little ecstasy, and much more rap than techno. But nevertheless, they realize that this is the closest to a hardcore ecstasy rave club that they'd get to in this city. It's amazing how enthusiastic they are; these are the kinds of ravers that make the night fun.
